How not to be a tourist
in New York
Go to ResidentAdvisor.com and check out an event. Pick something with the words “avant-garde”, “phantasmagoria”, or “hard to define” in the description.
Act Section, Don'ts (New York)
Don’t take a photo in Times Square, of yourself, of others or of buildings. The one exception is if you happen to witness police brutality. Take a video instead. Upload to Youtube immediately.